Running with Scissors

Do it for the story.

unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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Buzz’s girlfiend. Woof.

(via intensional)

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(via ugly)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via ugly)

cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

(Source: sad-nena, via cringing)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via ugly)